Humans ask for him, to take their pictures.
Once around the Arctic circle, is his idea of a lap.
His flag is his footprint, and it stands at both poles.
Ursa Major in every encylopedia, lists his name first.
He once held an “ice hotel” party for a whole year,,,
in the Amazon jungle.
He is.. The most interesting polar bear in the world.
(nods to the camera)
“Stay frosty my friends.”