08/14/2017 – Language barrier

Do we have any pudding mom?
Is that “we” collectively, or a royal “we”?
(confused) Umm.. Can I have some pudding?
Well.. I believe you are capable of having pudding.
(frustrated) Mom.. you’re being weird.
Well, you haven’t asked me what you really want to know.
(thinks a second) May I have some pudding?
Ooooh.. so close… almost there.
(angry eyes) May I please have some pudding mother?
There it is.. And yes you may.. You earned it.