09/21/2017 – Morning people

(Beep..Beep..Beep..Beep..Beep..Smack! Slam!)
(sleepy) Fred, why in the world did you set an alarm??
Why wouldn’t I?
Umm. Weekend at a bed and breakfast. No schedule. No Kids.
I’m aiming for the “and breakfast” part of it right now.
You can sleep in. They won’t run out of breakfast, trust me.
You see the menu? Not taking that chance.
(pulls covers rolling over) Don’t make yourself sick.
You going to make me eat alone?
(gets up) Fine, but you’re doing what I choose later.