09/22/2017 – Curve breaking

Why are you walking like that? Having a problem?
Nope, just leaving odd shaped tracks all over.
I’ll bite, to what end?
Got a party of grad students following my trails.
So you’re laying a trap to scare them?
Nah, just skewing their data. Come join the fun.
That’s just mean.
They believe in a polar bear that has only left paws.
Ok, that is funny.