09/30/2017 – Crime prevention

Check it out. I think I smell fish.
Humm a boat in Alaska smells like fish, what were the odds?
No I mean like fresh stuff, maybe in that cooler.
That and the whiff of nearby humans. By the way, smile.
(confused) For what?
The security camera your stomach made you ignore.
(waves into lens) Oops. Hey, nothing to see here.