10/27/2017 – Kid schedule

Mom. Mom? Mom??
How can she still be asleep?
I think she’s faking. Mom! Breakfast time!
Good one, right in the ear.
Mom, we’re going to wreck the kitchen.
Yeah, you better get up and stop us.
A big bowl of candy and syrup for me.
Waffles and ice cream for me.
(low growl) Knock yourselves out.