11/23/2017 – Happy Thanksgiving

Can you feel that? Getting closer.
What? Wait, which direction??
The danger, you can almost taste it.
Tell me! I’m getting nothing!
Relatives, everywhere! We’re surrounded!!
Oh for gods sake! You scared the life
out of me! Look it’s our turn to host
this year, so just deal with it.
Oh, the horror.. the horror.
Stop that you little weirdo, or no pie.