Hey! Back off buddy I saw it first!
Yeah!! Well I had my hand on it first!
I am not leaving this store without it!
Then I’ll wave from the checkout line!
Hard to do without your hands!
AHEM!! Gentlemen? I have more in back.
Oh.. Oh really? Umm. Look I’m sorry.
No, no.. I’m sorry too. Happy holidays.
To you as well. Buy you a coffee?
Sounds pretty good right now. Sure.