08/20/2017 – Pickup time

Mom? Seriously? It’s been ten minutes.
I told your dad to meet us by the south mall entrance.
It’s the north pole.. every entrance is south.
I said the one by the Primark and PF Changs.
Should have said the Cinnabon.. That he’d remember.
(laughing) I’ll text him.
You better call him. Probably driving in circles.
Wait, I see him sleeping in the car over there.
I see a scare dad opportunity.
(evil grin) Oh yes.. I agree.