Hey bro! Headlock!
(Muffled) Oh yeah! Well bite your neck!
Gah! I’ll bite your ear!
Boys! You’re grown men, and too old for that!
Never too old for that mom.
(shakes head) One PhD, one masters and still rowdy cubs.
Care to debate on nature versus nurture mom?
(evil eye) Take the wrestling and debate club outside.
Didn’t she just say we’re adults? Go ahead, tell her that.