10/10/2017 – Whatever it takes

Why? Why mom? Why would you lie to me?
I didn’t lie to you. Just excluded some information.
A doctors visit is a pretty big exclusion!
Well I never would have gotten you out the door.
So you lied with ice cream?
No, we’re going for ice cream after. Whatever you want.
Really? Well, I guess.. Wait. What’s the catch?
No catch. (under breath) Just a few shots.
Wait! What?!?