12/15/2017 – Origin story

Look. I’m eating a mountain range.
(laughing) Or, yacking one up.
Eww, you would go there.
Lord of the Arctic, yacked the world
into being with a mighty BLECHHH!
You are gross, stop it.
Let the ancient tribes tell that
tale around the camp fire!
Just erase the photo then.
Oh no, this is going up right now.